Lucius Malfoy & Snape - Guys Like Potter
from A Very Potter Sequel by StarKid Productions
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performed by Tyler Brunsman & Joe Moses
lyrics
LUCIUS:
There are so many douchebags in the world.
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
who deserve more than absolutely anything
than any charm or potion could ever bring.
But men like that, they have her on a string,
and they don't care,
For there will always be guys like Potter.
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her.
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...
If you'd only done
something more for the one,
back when you were young...
SNAPE:
So many assholes in this place.
So many assholes in my face!
Why can't they leave me alone--
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...
LUCIUS & SNAPE:
We'd them nice and never be mean.
And we would care...
But there will always be guys like Potter.
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never think her perfect as you/I thought her...
LUCIUS:
... But now you're alone,
left to pout and moan,
'cause you were totally pwnd.
There are so many douchebags in the world.
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
who deserve more than absolutely anything
than any charm or potion could ever bring.
But men like that, they have her on a string,
and they don't care,
For there will always be guys like Potter.
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her.
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...
If you'd only done
something more for the one,
back when you were young...
SNAPE:
So many assholes in this place.
So many assholes in my face!
Why can't they leave me alone--
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...
LUCIUS & SNAPE:
We'd them nice and never be mean.
And we would care...
But there will always be guys like Potter.
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never think her perfect as you/I thought her...
LUCIUS:
... But now you're alone,
left to pout and moan,
'cause you were totally pwnd.
credits
from A Very Potter Sequel,
released July 31, 2010
music and lyrics by Darren Criss
music and lyrics by Darren Criss
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