A Very Potter Musical
by A Very Potter Musical Cast
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My absolute favourite opening to a great and extremely underrated masterpiece.
Favorite track: Goin' Back to Hogwarts.
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This album never fails to brighten my day. I love it so much.
Favorite track: Not Alone/Goin' Back To Hogwarts (Reprise).
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HARRY:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are
and it stings my lighting scar
to know that they'll never ever give me what I want.
I know I don't deserve these
stupid rules made by the Dursleys
here on Privet drive.
Can't take all of these muggles,
but despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.
Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, and Im skipping this town
Hey Its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now
I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everybody knows I'm cool.
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back---
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome
RON: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!
Dialogue
RON:
It's been so long, but we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class
HARRY:
As long as were together--
RON:
-- gonna kick some ass
HARRY & RON:
... and its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
HERMIONE:
but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
if we want to pass our OWLS!
Dialogue
HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
what I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome
this year I plan to study a lot...
RON:
that would be cool if you were actually hot
HARRY:
hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!
RON:
and that's cool...
HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
we're sick of summer and this waiting around
it's like we're sitting in the lost and found
don't take no sorcery
for anyone to see how...
we gotta get back to hogwarts
we gotta get back to school
we gotta get back to hogwarts
where everything is magic-cooooool
EVERYONE:
back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
--- I think we're going back...
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QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers
VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be
VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can be
VOLDEMORT:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:
Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards
VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
You got beat by a two year
VOLDEMORT:
Ill kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:
Or you might just give him another tattoo
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
You really must agree
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can-
VOLDEMORT:
Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you
QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world Ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!
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Harry - Ginny's Song
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HARRY:
Youre tall and fun and pretty
Youre really, really skinny
Ginny
Im the Mickey to your Minnie
Youre the Tigger to my Winnie
Ginny
Wanna take you to the city
Gonna take you out to diney
Ginny
Youre cuter than a guinnie pig
Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
Thats in Canada!
Ginny Ginny Ginny Ginny---
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Ginny - Harry
02:29
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GINNY:
The way his hair falls in his eyes
makes me wonder if hell
ever see through my disguise
and Im under his spell
everything is falling and I dont know where to land
everyone knows who he is but they dont know who I am
Harry, Harry,
Why cant you see
what youre doing to me
Ive seen you conquer certain death
and even when youre just standing there you take away my breath
and maybe someday youll hear my song
and understand that all along
theres something more that Im trying to say
when I say
Harry, Harry, Harry
Why cant you see
what youre doing to me
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QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
When you look at you and me
were different
different
as can be
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We simply gaurentee
When youre looking at you and me
were different
different
as can be
QUIRRELL:
Its a comedy of sorts
when youre bound to Voldemort
VOLDEMORT:
And Im happy as a squirrell
Long as Im with Mr. Quirrell
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
Well lead em to the slaughter
and well murder Harry Potter
Were different
Different
Different, different
As can be!
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HARRY:
Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this
Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow
I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you
HARRY:
Lalalalala
DRAGON:
Rarararara
HARRY:
Lalalalala Lalala
HARRY: (speaking) Thats right Dragon
HARRY:
You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming
HARRY:
Lalalalala
DRAGON:
Rarararara
HARRY:
Lalalalala Lalala
HARRY: (speaking) Goodnight Dragon
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HARRY:
Youre tall and fun and pretty
Youre really, really skinny
Cho Chang
Im the Mickey to your Minnie
Youre the Tigger to my Winnie
Cho Chang
Youre cuter than a guinnie pig
Wanna take you up to Winepeg
Thats in Canada!
Cho Cho Cho Cho China
Ching Chong Cho Chang!
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RON:
Here I am face to face
with a situation
I never ever thought Id see
strange how a dress
can take a mess
and make her nothing less than
beautiful to me
I feel like my eyes have been transfigured
something deep inside has changed
they've been open wide, but hold that trigger
this could mean . Danger
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
with Hermione Granger
DRACO:
WHAT? what the hell is this?
YOU expect me to sing about her?
don't care about her
it's just a little make up
Draco, Wake up
i'm mistaken
she--- is the hottest girl I've ever seen
now--- because she's like a girl I've never seen
don't know why---- i'd ever be so mean, this could mean DANGER!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger.
MALFOY & RON: I WANNA LET HER KNOW....
MALFOY: I FEEL SO QUEEZY
MALFOY & RON: BUT I CAN'T LET IT SHOW....
RON: SHE'D LAUGH, POOR WEASLY
RON: COME ONRON
DRACO:DRACO
TOGETHER: You gotta let it go, you gotta let it go
TOGETHER:-------------------------------------
MALFOY:
WHAT? what the hell is this?
i want to sing about her
sing about her
i want to make up
granger, wake up
ive been mistaken
she--- is the hottest girl I've ever seen
now--- beCAUSE she's like a girl I've never seen
don't know why---- i'd ever be so mean, this could mean DANGER!
RON:
here I am face to face
with a situation
i never thought Id see
strange how a dress
can take a mess
and make her nothing less than
beautiful to me
I feel like my eyes have been transfigured
something deep inside has changed
they've been open wide, but hold that trigger
this could mean . Danger
TOGETHER:
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger.
With Hermione Grander.
With Hermione Granger.
DANGER!
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VOLDEMORT:
When I was a boy
An orphan boy
Id love to move my feet
Id hear a tune and start to swoon
My life would seem complete
The other boys would laugh and jeer
But Id catch em tappin their toes
Cause when Id start to sway, theyd get carried away.
And oh, how the feeling grows
Id take my foot
My little foot
And with that foot
Oh, how Id start to shake
Id take two feet
Two tiny feat
Hey look! Thats neat!
its coming true
I finally get to dance again! Wahoo!
To dance again
Ive been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now, at once, a chance appears
to hear that beat, so on your feet
Its time to dance again!
(spoken) Cmon potter! Imperio!
You take your foot
Your little foot
Hey look! Your foot!
See how it starts to shake
QUIRRELL:
Ooh try his arms!
How bout a twirl!
Hes like a girl!
How overdue!
I finally get to dance again with you!
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
To dance again!
Ive (youve) been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now at once a chance appears
Its lovely swaying, and the musics playing
So come on! Lets dance again!
VOLDEMORT: Everybody!
DEATH EATERS:
I take my foot!
(VOLDEMORT: You take your foot)
My little foot!
(VOLDEMORT: Take that little foot!)
And oh my foot!
(VOLDEMORT: Lemme hear it now!)
Look how it starts to shake
OH, Voldys back
(VOLDEMORT: Hello world!)
For the attack
(VOLDEMORT: Im gonna getcha!)
Hell take over the world, its true
But first theres something hes gotta do
ALL:
He'll dance again!
Hes been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now at once a chance appears
VOLDEMORT:
Everybody make way for a pas de bourre
ALL:
It's time to dance
It's time to dance
Its time to dance again!
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HARRY:
I cant remember dad
and I cant remember mom
and aunts and uncle arent quite the same
but I had him and life seemed fair
yes, when I had him and he was there
to give me strength show concern
ask for nothing in return
say hello talk me through
do the things that fathers should do
And Im missing you
Im just missing you
QUIRRELL:
There it is hes gone
and hes hung me out to dry
the joy he said he felt well, I guess it was a lie
but when I had him my life was fine
when I had him he was mine
Hed share his thoughts be a friend
stick with me until the end
watch a movie, roller-skate
fill the world with fear and hate
HARRY & QUIRRELL:
And Im missing you
Im just missing you
Now Im all alone
Now youre gone for good
now Im stuck right here wishing I understood
HARRY:
You gave me hope when my spells werent right
QUIRRELL:
You gave me someone to hold every night
QUIRRELL:
And Im missing you
HARRY:
Im just missing you
QUIRRELL:
Im just missing you
HARRY:
Im just missing you
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GINNY:
Ive been alone
surrounded by darkness
and Ive seen how heartless
the world can be
And Ive seen you crying
you felt like its hopeless
Ill always do my best
to make you see
That Harry, youre not alone
cause youre here with me
and nothings ever gonna bring us down
cause nothing can keep me from lovin you
and you know its true
it dont matter whatll come to be
our love is all we need to make it through
Now I know it aint easy
(HARRY: No it aint easy)
But it aint hard trying
(HARRY: its so hard trying)
everytime I see you smiling
and I feel you so close to me
tell me
GINNY & HARRY:
That baby youre not alone
cause youre here with me
and nothings ever gonna bring us down
cause nothing can keep me from lovin you
and you know its true
it dont matter whatll come to be
our love is all we need to make it through
HARRY:
Now I still have trouble
I trip and stumble
trying to make sense of things some times
I look for reasons
but I dont need em
all I need is to look in your eyes
and I realize
RON: Hey Harry!
HARRY: You guys came back.
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, & GINNY:
Baby youre not alone
cause youre here with me
and nothings ever gonna bring us down
cause nothing can keep me from lovin you
and you know its true
it dont matter whatll come to be
our love is all we need to make it through
Dialogue
HARRY:
Cause it dont matter whatll come to be
our love is all we need to make it through
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RON:
He thinks that were finished
He thinks that were done
He thinks that its over
His battle is won HA!
He thinks that its finished
but we arent through
stop and think my friend
what would Harry do for you
HERMIONE:
Harry never gave up the fight
Harry stood up for what is right
So now its our turn
RON & HERMIONE:
our turn
make a joyful sound
Voldemort is going down
RON & HERMIONE:
We must unite
so we can fight
turn the battle around
times running out
its time to shout
Voldemort is going down
HERMIONE:
Cant you feel a fire burning
now its time to be a man
a great big muscley super big super hot man
RON & DRACO:
AHAA
ALL:
We wont be pushed around anymore
well be a force you cannot ignore
well be an army for Dumbledore
For Dumbledore
We must unite
so we can fight
turn the battle around
times running out
its time to shout
Voldemort is going down!
Dialogue
ALL:
We must unite so
we can fight
turn the battle around
times running out
its time to shout
Voldemort is going down
We must unite
so we can fight
Voldemort is going down!
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ALL:
Baby youre not alone
cause youre here with me
and nothings ever gonna bring us down
cause nothing can keep me from lovin you
and you know its true
it dont matter whatll come to be
our love is all we need to make it through
ALL:
back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and all that i need.
at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!
Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins
Its Hogwarts, Howarts,
DUMBLEDORE:
Im sorry, whats its name?
ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
DUMBLEDORE:
I didnt hear you kids!
ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
HARRY:
Man, Im glad I went back!
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about
The soundtrack to the run-away internet-sensation smash-hit, A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!
Harry and his pals are in for adventure when the Dark Lord returns from the dead to take revenge on The Boy Who Lived! So take a ride on Voldemort's flying machine and get ready to go back to Hogwarts!
Harry and his pals are in for adventure when the Dark Lord returns from the dead to take revenge on The Boy Who Lived! So take a ride on Voldemort's flying machine and get ready to go back to Hogwarts!
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released July 29, 2010
A Very Potter Musical written by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Brian Holden
music and lyrics by Darren Criss and A.J. Holmes
A Very Potter Musical written by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Brian Holden
music and lyrics by Darren Criss and A.J. Holmes
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