That's What I Call StarKid! Vol. 2, by Various StarKids

That's What I Call StarKid! Vol. 2

by Various StarKids

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1.	Chris Allen & Joseph Walker - Dark, Sad, Lonely, Knight 05:31	lyrics	buy track
Alfred: Poor Master Bruce, poor Mr. Wayne Lonely caboose on a one car train. And it pains me to watch you amble along This track of loneliness I laid down for you. I remember that horrible night, the night you were split in two And I swore I’d protect you (and I haven’t). So I built a wall all around you, but the wall was too tall And it blocked out all of the birds and the sun. I tried to raise you right, I tried to raise you proper. I tried to be a mentor and a friend, and a mama and a papa too. And insulate you from any outside source of fright. And make bloody certain you’ll never see another Dark, sad, lonely night. Batman: As I look at my life I see something’s not right Like a thousand percent. And I wonder what it is, how it is that it’s always just me here Crying alone at the end of the night, ten thousand percent. Put most of the blame on Alfred. How come he couldn’t take the bullet intended for mama and papa? I never had a pony. I never had pets. Just a bullshit butler, who builds bullshit jets. Oh! I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to. Somebody to confide in. Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa. Because they probably don’t have another mama and papa. I was seein’ a girl for a while, a couple days anyway And I told her I loved her. She said you’re such a good friend and that rash is bad You should really go see a doctor. Then she just disappeared, sent me some text about bad timing And my love being selfish. Then my doctor called up and the blood came back and as it turns out I’m allergic to peanuts and shellfish. I loved peanuts and shellfish once. I’m falling apart, I’m lacking punch. I can barely eat. This morning I barely touched my brunch. Two spoons of oatmeal, a couple of nuts, and half a banana. And like my soul, the banana was bruised and black. I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in. Somebody to ride in the cockpit Co-captain of the friendship ship. Or maybe just a friend ship. If I had a buddy, we could discuss Just what we call friendship. I want to be somebody’s buddy Somebody who can be my buddy back. I want to be somebody’s buddy Anybody but a dumbshit butler. (repeated) Superman: I want to be somebody’s buddy Somebody who can be my buddy back. (repeated) Green Lantern: I want to be somebody’s buddy Somebody who can be my buddy back. (repeated) Batman: I want to be somebody’s buddy.
2.	HMB Cast - Rogues Are We 02:14	lyrics	buy track
Scarecrow: Line up, sign up if you’re looking for some sin. Poison Ivy: And a dirty way to win. Penguin: Get pissed, enlist, tap in to the devil within. Mr. Freeze: Let the villainy begin. Rogues: We’re joining forces, we’re making clever quips. We revel in malevolence. Four thousand horses of the apocalypse. Mr. Freeze: Giddy up Gotham. Cat Woman: Giddy up, up, up. Rogues: We’re going rogue, rogue, rogue! Rogues are we. Cat Woman: We are the harlots and the hussies. (Rogues are we) Mr. Freeze: We are the swindlers and the cheats. (Rogues are we) Poison Ivy: We’re rising up from the underground. (Rogues are we) Penguin: We’re taking over your streets! Riddler: Riddle me this I’ve got a puzzle that put you to tears. I’m cruel but never crass. Penguin: Look no further than here to see a penguin without peer. I’ve got a certain touch of class. Scarecrow: I made a fear toxin in the form of gas. Then I wear a scary mask. Mr. Freeze: I’ve got ice in my veins! Poison Ivy: Venom on the vine. I’ll weed out any wussy. Cat Woman: I’m a pretty little kitty, but I ain’t no… Rogues: Rogues are we. Cat Woman: We are the harlots and the hussies. (Rogues are we) Mr. Freeze: We are the swindlers and the cheats. (Rogues are we) Poison Ivy: We’re rising up from the underground. (Rogues are we) Penguin: We’re taking over your streets! Rogues: Rogues are we!
3.	Jeff Blim - Rogues Are We (Reprise) 02:11	lyrics	buy track
Sweet Tooth: Rogues! (Hup) Assemble. Gather. Unite. (Bee bop). And take a mental snapshot of this most auspicious night. (Wooo) We’ve got strength in numbers now, the battle can begin. We’re waging war on Batman, and the war is our’s to win. Rise up! Like a natural disaster. We take The Bat, then we take back the town! We harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance. In solidarity he hasn’t a chance. Rogues: Rogues are we! Rise up! Like a natural disaster. We take The Bat, then we take back the town! We harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance. In solidarity he hasn’t a chance. Evil Mother Goose: Honk!
4.	Joseph Walker & Nick Lang - The Dynamic Duet 03:34	lyrics	buy track
Batman: We’re like long lost brothers who’ve found each other And love each other like family. Though we’re not related and it’s totally belated I’m elated just to say You are my bro. Mi Amigo. And where I go is where you go. Batman and Robin: And it feels as though it was destined to be so So very nice. How could it all have been so Lonesome and hopeless I know Promise you won’t go out And get mugged and murdered on me (Cross my heart) I’ll never let that happen We’ll have each other’s backs and Listen to the Jackson Five And dance the night away. Batman: Robin you parted the clouds And by the light of the moon we have found the sunrise. Never thought I’d find it Truly blinded by it So bright, so bright, so bright. Robin: You are my bright knight. Batman: You’re my morning bird. Batman and Robin: We’re wingmen singing in thirds. You bring spring to my winter Flying on the friendship ship. Batman: You are my bright knight. Robin: You’re my morning bird. Batman and Robin: We’re wingmen, my vision is blurred For the tears of joy, no more dark, sad, lonely knights. Buddies! Bros! Homies! Amigos! Pizza! Nintendo! Woooo, woooo, woooo, let’s go! We’re like long lost brothers who’ve found each other And love each other like family. You are my bro, mi amigo, and where I go is where we go. And it feels as though it was destined to be so, so very nice.
5.	Brian Holden, Joseph Walker, & Jeff Blim - The American Way 04:00	lyrics	buy track
Superman: Truth and liberty and justice all are in jeopardy tonight. All we cherish here, and all the values that we hold dear Are in the balance tonight. But we’re American, and it’s America, and in America We do what’s right. The firetruck’s here for the kitty in the tree, Superman and Citizens Oh the American way! Superman: And if the cops can’t come, you can always call on me. Superman and Citizens: That’s the American way! Superman: Because I can, therefore I will. Batman: Tonight it’s personal, I’m unleashing my arsenal To rain blood tonight. Tonight I’m gonna save my bro And if all of Gotham has got to go Then so be it. Cause it’s America, and I’m American, and in America I do what I like. If money can’t fix it than I haven’t found it yet. Citizens: Oh the American way! Batman: Be a born billionaire and have your butler build a jet. Citizens: That’s the American way! Batman: Because I can, save my friend, I have no parents, I’m my own boss man. Sweet Tooth: Tonight we’re taking back the town We’ve got a bat trap set we’re gonna catch the clown In Gotham tonight. We’ve got a warhead ready in the water supply Tonight The Bat and his bull won’t fly So Gotham goodnight! Cause it’s America, and we’re American, and in America We fight! Never gonna win ‘til your enemies are dead Sweet Tooth and Rogues: Oh the American way! Sweet Tooth: Spreading dread and blowing up their heads. Sweet Tooth and Rogues: That’s the American way! Sweet Tooth: Because I candy do as I please, I’m spreading chocolate On Gotham’s cheese. Superman: The letter of the law is a capital “S.” Citizens: Oh the American way! Citizen: We’re all just pawns in a fuckin’ game of chess. Citizens: That’s the American way! Two Face: A briefcase filled with two dollar bills. Citizens: Oh the American way! Batman: Inheritance trust funds, million dollar bills. Citizens: Oh the American Not quite Canadian Most of us are Mexican American way!
6.	Brian Holden & Joseph Walker - To Be a Man 03:02	lyrics	buy track
Superman: I am a man of justice I am a man of might Batman: I am a man of vengeance I am a man of the night You’re such a sycophantic suck up. How can you call yourself a man? You say you fight for truth and justice? I say you’re working for the man, man. Superman: You line your mask with lead But I can see into your soul I see a scared little boy Behind the cape and the cowl. Batman and Superman: Fuck you! I’m gonna kick your ass Fuck you! I’m taking you down Fuck you! You want to be the man, You’ve got to beat the man. I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man. Batman: I’ve learned a lot about life Since I got me a bro. Superman: You mean your tiny little sidekick? You guys are so adorable. Batman: You’re only jealous man, It’s so obvious, so clear. Superman: Me with a sidekick, come on! Batman: I’ve got one for you right here. Batman and Superman: Fuck you! I’m gonna kick your ass Fuck you! I’m taking you down Fuck you! You want to be the man, You’ve got to beat the man. I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man. Superman: All of your toys amuse me The boat, the Batmobile, the bike, the plane. But you can’t grappling hook me Can’t hit me with your boomerang, naw! Batman: You look cool in your tights For an alien dick I got some kryptonite tonight I’m onto your shtick. Fuck you! Batman and Superman: Fuck you! I’m gonna kick your ass Fuck you! I’m taking you down Fuck you! You want to be the man, You’ve got to beat the man. I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man.
7.	HMB Cast - Super Friends 03:30	lyrics	buy track
Batman: It seems so funny as I look back on the folly of my ways I climbed as high as one can climb all alone. I scaled the highest mountain did a pirouette at the tippity top And when you Super Friends: Gotta get down, gotta get down, gotta get down You need someone to count on. Green Lantern: Some mark their friendship with bracelets and lockets. Superman: Some measure their friendship in silver and gold. Spiderman: Some show their friendship with matching tatooos. Super Friends: We forge our friendship by saving the world! I want to be your friend forever. Robin: I want to be a modern dancer! Super Friends: What a super queer thing to say that came out of nowhere. I want to be your friend forever. Robin: Pass me the cup of kinship. Superman: Meet me at my place, the fortress of friendship. Super Friends: I want to be your friend forever. Robin: I want to see the Eiffel Tower. Super Friends: With the power of a super friend, you’re never alone. I want to be your friend forever. Robin: I want to play Nintendo. Super Friends: Who needs Nintendo when you’ve got a friend, oh! Batman: Like a bat in the sun, I’m losing my guano. I’ve only known darkness all my days. Super Friends: Dude it’s cool, it’s chill, we’re totally here for you. Batman: Will there still be scary times? And sad times? Then what? Robin: Tequila times. Green Lantern: I’ve got the limes. Super Friends: I want to be your friend forever. Robin: I want to meet the Dali Lama. Super Friends: With the power of a super friend you’re never alone. I want to be your friend forever. Robin: I want to learn to play the banjo. Super Friends: Who needs a banjo when you’ve got a man show! All superheroes: I want to be your friend forever! I want to be your friend forever! I want to be your friend forever! I want to be your friend forever! Finally, I’ve found a friend I’ve finally found a friend! Super friends, super duper friends! Super friends, super duper friends! Narrator: One man, many friends! Going down a road that never ends. Super friends, super bros. Super hearts with super souls. All superheroes: We’re like long lost brothers who’ve found each other And love each other like family Holy musical! No more dark sad lonely nights! Rogues are we! No more dark sad lonely nights!
8.	Nick Gage - Dark, Sad, Lonely, Knight (demo) 06:33	info	buy track
9.	Nick Gage - Rogues Are We (demo) 02:12	info	buy track
10.	Nick Gage - The Dynamic Duet (demo) 04:31	info	buy track
11.	Nick Gage - Super Friends (demo) 03:27	info	buy track
12.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - Holy Musical (instrumental version) 03:04	info	buy track
13.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - Dark, Sad, Lonely, Knight (instrumental version) 05:31	lyrics	buy track
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14.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - Rogues Are We (instrumental version) 02:13	info	buy track
15.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - Rogues Are We (Reprise) (instrumental version) 02:11	info	buy track
16.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - The Dynamic Duet (instrumental version) 03:33	info	buy track
17.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - R**** Sucks (instrumental version) 01:31	info	buy track
18.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - The American Way (instrumental version) 03:58	info	buy track
19.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - To Be a Man (instrumental version) 03:01	info	buy track
20.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - Super Friends (instrumental version) 03:29	info	buy track
21.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - Super Sad Instrumental 01:43	info	buy track
22.	Nick Gage and Scott Lamps - Dust Up At The Candy Factory 00:55	info	buy track

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