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HMB Cast - Robin Sucks!

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Robin Sucks

Batman doesn’t nee a sidekick, undermines his whole aesthetic.
Whole thing just gives me a headache, Robin sucks!

Commissioner Gordon and Citizens:
He may be a solid dude, but Batman he needs solitude.
Plus he plays the frickin’ flute, Robin sucks!

Tanya said that Larry said he wets the bed.
He probly does, he’s only ten, Robin sucks!

Robins aren’t scary, they’re completely ordinary.
Might as well call him canary, freakin’ Robin sucks!

Robin’s aren’t common, they’re the state bird of Wisconsin.
So, what else do you need to know, Robin sucks!


from Holy Musical B​@​man!, released April 13, 2012
Holy Musical B@man! written by Matt Lang and Nick Lang

music and lyrics by Nick Gage and Scott Lamps


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