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A Very Potter Musical

by A Very Potter Musical Cast

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HARRY: Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt. Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lighting scar to know that they'll never ever give me what I want. I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive. Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive. Im sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, its September, and Im skipping this town Hey Its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now I gotta get back to Hogwarts, I gotta get back to school. Gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool. Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. Its all that I love, and it's all that I need. HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back--- I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on! and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome RON: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome! Dialogue RON: It's been so long, but we're going back don't go for work, don't go there for class HARRY: As long as were together-- RON: -- gonna kick some ass HARRY & RON: ... and its gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm HERMIONE: but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our OWLS! Dialogue HERMIONE: I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start what I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome this year I plan to study a lot... RON: that would be cool if you were actually hot HARRY: hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got! RON: and that's cool... HERMIONE: ... and that's totally awesome HARRY, RON, HERMIONE: yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome! we're sick of summer and this waiting around it's like we're sitting in the lost and found don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how... we gotta get back to hogwarts we gotta get back to school we gotta get back to hogwarts where everything is magic-cooooool EVERYONE: back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS HARRY, RON, HERMIONE: --- I think we're going back...
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QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy VOLDEMORT: You won't sleep on your back VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers VOLDEMORT: And yet the feeling lingers VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be VOLDEMORT: You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill QUIRRELL: You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fires swell VOLDEMORT: Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties QUIRRELL: And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: I guess its plain to see when you look at you and me were different different as can be VOLDEMORT: Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords! QUIRRELL: Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards VOLDEMORT: My new world is about to unfold QUIRRELL: You got beat by a two year VOLDEMORT: Ill kill him this time through and through QUIRRELL: Or you might just give him another tattoo VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: You really must agree when you look at you and me were different different as can- VOLDEMORT: Ill rise again and Ill rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds QUIRRELL: Prevails! VOLDEMORT: Part of that world goes to you QUIRRELL: When I rule the world Ill plant flowers VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world Ill have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels) VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!
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HARRY: Youre tall and fun and pretty Youre really, really skinny Ginny Im the Mickey to your Minnie Youre the Tigger to my Winnie Ginny Wanna take you to the city Gonna take you out to diney Ginny Youre cuter than a guinnie pig Wanna take you up to Winnipeg Thats in Canada! Ginny Ginny Ginny Ginny---
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GINNY: The way his hair falls in his eyes makes me wonder if hell ever see through my disguise and Im under his spell everything is falling and I dont know where to land everyone knows who he is but they dont know who I am Harry, Harry, Why cant you see what youre doing to me Ive seen you conquer certain death and even when youre just standing there you take away my breath and maybe someday youll hear my song and understand that all along theres something more that Im trying to say when I say Harry, Harry, Harry Why cant you see what youre doing to me
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QUIRRELL: I guess its plain to see When you look at you and me were different different as can be VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We simply gaurentee When youre looking at you and me were different different as can be QUIRRELL: Its a comedy of sorts when youre bound to Voldemort VOLDEMORT: And Im happy as a squirrell Long as Im with Mr. Quirrell VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: Well lead em to the slaughter and well murder Harry Potter Were different Different Different, different As can be!
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HARRY: Hey dragon you dont gotta do this Lets reevaluate our options throw away our old presumptions cause really you dont wanna go through this Im really not that special the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone the truth is in the end Im pretty useless without friends In fact Im alone Just like now but anyhow I spend my time at school trying to be this cool guy I never even asked for I dont know any spells Still manage to do well But theres only so long that can last for Im living off the glory of some stupid childrens story I had nothing to do with I just sat there and got lucky so level with me buddy I cant defeat thee so please dont eat me All I can do is sing this song for you HARRY: Lalalalala DRAGON: Rarararara HARRY: Lalalalala Lalala HARRY: (speaking) Thats right Dragon HARRY: You never asked to be a dragon I never asked to be a champion We both just jumped on the band wagon But all we need is guitar jamming HARRY: Lalalalala DRAGON: Rarararara HARRY: Lalalalala Lalala HARRY: (speaking) Goodnight Dragon
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HARRY: Youre tall and fun and pretty Youre really, really skinny Cho Chang Im the Mickey to your Minnie Youre the Tigger to my Winnie Cho Chang Youre cuter than a guinnie pig Wanna take you up to Winepeg Thats in Canada! Cho Cho Cho Cho China Ching Chong Cho Chang!
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RON: Here I am face to face with a situation I never ever thought Id see strange how a dress can take a mess and make her nothing less than beautiful to me I feel like my eyes have been transfigured something deep inside has changed they've been open wide, but hold that trigger this could mean . Danger I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with Hermione Granger DRACO: WHAT? what the hell is this? YOU expect me to sing about her? don't care about her it's just a little make up Draco, Wake up i'm mistaken she--- is the hottest girl I've ever seen now--- because she's like a girl I've never seen don't know why---- i'd ever be so mean, this could mean DANGER! I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love With Hermione Granger. MALFOY & RON: I WANNA LET HER KNOW.... MALFOY: I FEEL SO QUEEZY MALFOY & RON: BUT I CAN'T LET IT SHOW.... RON: SHE'D LAUGH, POOR WEASLY RON: COME ONRON DRACO:DRACO TOGETHER: You gotta let it go, you gotta let it go TOGETHER:------------------------------------- MALFOY: WHAT? what the hell is this? i want to sing about her sing about her i want to make up granger, wake up ive been mistaken she--- is the hottest girl I've ever seen now--- beCAUSE she's like a girl I've never seen don't know why---- i'd ever be so mean, this could mean DANGER! RON: here I am face to face with a situation i never thought Id see strange how a dress can take a mess and make her nothing less than beautiful to me I feel like my eyes have been transfigured something deep inside has changed they've been open wide, but hold that trigger this could mean . Danger TOGETHER: I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love With Hermione Granger. With Hermione Grander. With Hermione Granger. DANGER!
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VOLDEMORT: When I was a boy An orphan boy Id love to move my feet Id hear a tune and start to swoon My life would seem complete The other boys would laugh and jeer But Id catch em tappin their toes Cause when Id start to sway, theyd get carried away. And oh, how the feeling grows Id take my foot My little foot And with that foot Oh, how Id start to shake Id take two feet Two tiny feat Hey look! Thats neat! its coming true I finally get to dance again! Wahoo! To dance again Ive been waiting all these years To dance again Now, at once, a chance appears to hear that beat, so on your feet Its time to dance again! (spoken) Cmon potter! Imperio! You take your foot Your little foot Hey look! Your foot! See how it starts to shake QUIRRELL: Ooh try his arms! How bout a twirl! Hes like a girl! How overdue! I finally get to dance again with you! VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: To dance again! Ive (youve) been waiting all these years To dance again Now at once a chance appears Its lovely swaying, and the musics playing So come on! Lets dance again! VOLDEMORT: Everybody! DEATH EATERS: I take my foot! (VOLDEMORT: You take your foot) My little foot! (VOLDEMORT: Take that little foot!) And oh my foot! (VOLDEMORT: Lemme hear it now!) Look how it starts to shake OH, Voldys back (VOLDEMORT: Hello world!) For the attack (VOLDEMORT: Im gonna getcha!) Hell take over the world, its true But first theres something hes gotta do ALL: He'll dance again! Hes been waiting all these years To dance again Now at once a chance appears VOLDEMORT: Everybody make way for a pas de bourre ALL: It's time to dance It's time to dance Its time to dance again!
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HARRY: I cant remember dad and I cant remember mom and aunts and uncle arent quite the same but I had him and life seemed fair yes, when I had him and he was there to give me strength show concern ask for nothing in return say hello talk me through do the things that fathers should do And Im missing you Im just missing you QUIRRELL: There it is hes gone and hes hung me out to dry the joy he said he felt well, I guess it was a lie but when I had him my life was fine when I had him he was mine Hed share his thoughts be a friend stick with me until the end watch a movie, roller-skate fill the world with fear and hate HARRY & QUIRRELL: And Im missing you Im just missing you Now Im all alone Now youre gone for good now Im stuck right here wishing I understood HARRY: You gave me hope when my spells werent right QUIRRELL: You gave me someone to hold every night QUIRRELL: And Im missing you HARRY: Im just missing you QUIRRELL: Im just missing you HARRY: Im just missing you
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GINNY: Ive been alone surrounded by darkness and Ive seen how heartless the world can be And Ive seen you crying you felt like its hopeless Ill always do my best to make you see That Harry, youre not alone cause youre here with me and nothings ever gonna bring us down cause nothing can keep me from lovin you and you know its true it dont matter whatll come to be our love is all we need to make it through Now I know it aint easy (HARRY: No it aint easy) But it aint hard trying (HARRY: its so hard trying) everytime I see you smiling and I feel you so close to me tell me GINNY & HARRY: That baby youre not alone cause youre here with me and nothings ever gonna bring us down cause nothing can keep me from lovin you and you know its true it dont matter whatll come to be our love is all we need to make it through HARRY: Now I still have trouble I trip and stumble trying to make sense of things some times I look for reasons but I dont need em all I need is to look in your eyes and I realize RON: Hey Harry! HARRY: You guys came back. HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, & GINNY: Baby youre not alone cause youre here with me and nothings ever gonna bring us down cause nothing can keep me from lovin you and you know its true it dont matter whatll come to be our love is all we need to make it through Dialogue HARRY: Cause it dont matter whatll come to be our love is all we need to make it through
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RON: He thinks that were finished He thinks that were done He thinks that its over His battle is won HA! He thinks that its finished but we arent through stop and think my friend what would Harry do for you HERMIONE: Harry never gave up the fight Harry stood up for what is right So now its our turn RON & HERMIONE: our turn make a joyful sound Voldemort is going down RON & HERMIONE: We must unite so we can fight turn the battle around times running out its time to shout Voldemort is going down HERMIONE: Cant you feel a fire burning now its time to be a man a great big muscley super big super hot man RON & DRACO: AHAA ALL: We wont be pushed around anymore well be a force you cannot ignore well be an army for Dumbledore For Dumbledore We must unite so we can fight turn the battle around times running out its time to shout Voldemort is going down! Dialogue ALL: We must unite so we can fight turn the battle around times running out its time to shout Voldemort is going down We must unite so we can fight Voldemort is going down!
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ALL: Baby youre not alone cause youre here with me and nothings ever gonna bring us down cause nothing can keep me from lovin you and you know its true it dont matter whatll come to be our love is all we need to make it through ALL: back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts it's all that I love, and all that i need. at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends To Gryffindors! Hufflepuffs! Ravenclaws! Slytherins! Back to the place where our story begins Its Hogwarts, Howarts, DUMBLEDORE: Im sorry, whats its name? ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts DUMBLEDORE: I didnt hear you kids! ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts HARRY: Man, Im glad I went back!
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The soundtrack to the run-away internet-sensation smash-hit, A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!

Harry and his pals are in for adventure when the Dark Lord returns from the dead to take revenge on The Boy Who Lived! So take a ride on Voldemort's flying machine and get ready to go back to Hogwarts!

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released July 29, 2010

A Very Potter Musical written by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Brian Holden

music and lyrics by Darren Criss and A.J. Holmes

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